Andrew Clayton

Andrew Clayton knows how bad American society has gotten, yet is proud to have swallowed his red pill. Originally from a “disgustingly liberal” northern state, he made his decision and moved to the conservative God-and-Jesus loving south. An ever-straight Catholic, Andrew takes pleasures in the finer things in life, such as traveling to Jimmy Buffet-like places, drinking a cold beer on a hot beach, and shunning fatties with an Al Bundy-like disdain.