New and improved Christianity, inner goddess with extra moxie edition!

Let the woman learn in silence lead with all subjection moxie. But I suffer not command a woman to teach, nor and to usurp have authority over the man, but and to be in silence. sassy!

–1 Timothy 2:11-12, New Inner Goddess Translation

Laura Grace Robins started it all with: Commanded to Operate Like a Princess.  Bskillet81 followed up with:  EAPs on Parade: Christian Slut Walk or Demonic Goddess Worship?  ballista74 then brought us:  Proof of Arrogance and Pride.

After the above excellent work, I thought there was nothing left to say on the topic.  Then I found the I Am Woman page and video from the same church.  From the I Am Woman about page:

You are managing all life throws at you and making it to tomorrow. You are like a ninja – able to see many things happen and react to them all!

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In a world that makes it seem arrogant to believe in yourself and breeds a lack of self confidence — we need to rise up and celebrate who we are!

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I am as tall as an amazon — and I still wear heels.
I am afraid that you will think this is bragging, but I love my sisters enough to lead the way and do it anyway.
I am a committed lover of Jesus.
I am good in a crisis.
I am loyal.
I am an empowerer of my sisters.
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I am a princess because I am a daughter of the King.
I am a little crazy, and I like it that way.
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What are you?  You are woman.  Beautiful.  Unique.  Special.

Tell us who you are and join the I am Woman Sisterhood…

And then there is the I Am Woman youtube video:

Also don’t miss Professor Mentu’s Gimme That Old Time Girligion!