These fathers need a wake-up call.

Christian movie makers are tired of sitting on the sidelines while the popular culture destroys the family.  Why can’t they get in on the action too?

See Cane Caldo’s expert takedown of the latest “Christian” assault on married fathers.  If you have been jonesing for a fix of Christian endorsed familial subversion ever since Courageous left the box office, you won’t want to miss Mom’s Night Out:

The snippet that really drives home the beautiful alliance of the bikers and the wives…

Did I forget to mention those wives are also smoking hot when they’re not being kept down by the idiot bastards to whom they’re married?

…is when they show the massive and tattoo’d leader[1] of the bikers sitting with the wife in the little black dress at the police station. Bikers–as everybody knows–aren’t only in it with your wife for the excitement. They’re in it for the long haul of fretful nights, too. One imagines those bikers could be in all kinds of things for wives.

There’s your Family-Friendly Film warriors at work; bringing us an “ethically sound”, clean and relatively painless lethal injection of fatherhood that frees up wives to have real adventures, sexy bikers, great clothes, the joy of kids…everything.