I released a new book that I think you might be interested in. Here’s an excerpt:
The cougar had a habit of abruptly ending the conversation with me to go babysit her blonde friend with whichever new guy she was talking to. She seemed to get a kick out of playing matchmaker, but she started to make me look like a fool, expecting me to wait for her every time she left. A man can only take so much from a girl he doesnât even like.
She gave me a kiss then said, âHold on, I have to talk to that guy over there to hook my friend up.â
âYou go talk to that guy and when you come back I wonât be here,â I said.
âWhat do you mean?â
âIâm not going to wait while you talk to him.â
âWhatever. I had a boyfriend for three years and he was controlling just like you. Thatâs why I broke up with him.â
âYou can do whatever you want. You can talk to him, but Iâll be gone.â
âI donât believe that. Youâre blowing it, you know. Do you want this to work or not?â
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âItâs my way or the highway.â
She said nothing while I looked around. Then she put her arms around me and kissed me. I wanted to laugh that I was being tested by an older woman who wasnât that attractive. I was curious how many poor saps had failed her stupid tests only to wonder why things suddenly went south.
Something inside me started to come alive, a part of me I hadnât seen in a while. It was the part that wanted to hurt a woman, just for the hell of it.
America, bringing the worst out of me since 1979.
The brief book is a collection of stories about my one month return to America after living in Europe for almost two years. Grab the book at a discount if you order by midnight tonight. Click here to learn more.
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