While I donât discriminate against any particular women, I still like to go back to my roots and date Russian (and other ex-Soviet Union) women every now and then.
One-night stands are a blast, but the real fun begins when you get yourself a nice Russian/Eastern European girlfriend for a mini-relationship. Iâve had my share of those and can tell you that the dynamics are exactly the opposite to what youâll find in feminist countries where women have been brainwashed into thinking theyâre the same as men.
Things finally return to normality, a dark and long-forgotten place where men are men, women are women, and children are scared.
What She Does For Me
1. Cooking
She begins cooking as soon as she comes home from work. Dishes range from basic (potato, soups) to the complex. While sheâs cooking I make myself useful by sitting in the living room mindlessly browsing the Internet or doing similarly important stuff. Sheâs the queen of the kitchen, and I donât dare to interfere.Â
2. Laundry
My laundry is done every week like clockwork. Once itâs done, the clothes are duly hanged to dry and then neatly folded and put back in my drawer. While sheâs hanging the clothes to dry or folding them afterwards, youâll usually find me helping by sitting in the living room watching random YouTube videos or chatting with my friends.
3. Cleaning
The house is duly cleaned once a week. While sheâs cleaning the floor, I make myself useful by pulling my feet up while she cleans the floor underneath. Then I resume my normal activities of browsing the Internet or reading some tech blogs.
4. Sex On Demand
I get sex anytime I want with no exceptions. Sheâs tired after work – we bang. She has a headache – we bang. She is on her period – we bang. Her pussy is sore – we bang. I also get a blowjob so that my member is properly lubed for the raw dogging that follows.
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5. Loyalty
Eastern European women greatly value relationships over one-night stands with random guys. As long as sheâs in a committed (at least from her point of view) relationship all other guys are out of the picture. When the relationship starts to deteriorate thatâs when sheâll start considering other guys, including her male âfriendsâ who have been emailing her from time to time to âcheck inâ and liking her silly posts on Facebook.
What I Do For Her
1. Be A Man
Iâm tasked with fixing shit around the house, solving problems and making all decisions more complex than ⦠â never mind, Iâm tasked with making all decisions. I also have to provide emotional support if sheâs tired or had a bad day. If you need further clarification about this whole âbe a manâ concept, watch a couple of Russian movies (I recommend WWII) or go live in Moscow for a month.
2. Bang
If Iâm free and havenât emptied my sperm reserves in a while, I give her a good and thorough pummeling — the harder the better. If, while her pussy is being demolished, her eyes roll to the back of her head, then Iâm doing it right. Mediocre sex is not acceptable. I also give her a good pounding if sheâs moody and bugging me. Things quickly return to normal and everyone is happy. The health of the relationship is a complex function of quantity of sex multiplied by quality of sex of squared. Give her earth-shattering orgasms and sheâll be your slave for life.
So unless youâve had a Russian/EE girlfriend, you simply havenât lived. Her job is to make sure her man is well fed, well rested, and always has a warm hole to empty his sperm reserves. And these skills she learned from the school of life, a mystical place where reality based on biology always trumps any ârealityâ portrayed on that last episode of Sex And The City.
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