Stop me if you’ve heard this one:
At one point during a game, the coach called one of his 9-year-old baseball players aside and asked, “Do you understand what cooperation is? What a team is?” The little boy nodded in the affirmative.
“Do you understand that what matters is whether we win or lose together as a team?” The little boy nodded ‘yes’.
“So,” the coach continued, “I’m sure you know, when an out is called, you shouldn’t argue, curse, attack the umpire, or call him a pecker-head. Do you understand all that?” The little boy nodded ‘yes’ again.
He continued, “And when I take you out of the game so another boy gets a chance to play, it’s not good sportsmanship to call your coach a dumb ass is it?” The little boy shook his head ‘NO’.
“GOOD”, said the coach.
“Now go over there and explain all that to your grandmother.”
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